For those of you who’ve never seen “Life of Brian”.

LUL say when Boxing Day is on a Saturday or Sunday it isn’t a Bank holiday and is just a normal day. We say that the current agreement covers Bank Holidays only and that every Boxing Day should be voluntary working at triple time with a day in lieu.

They offer us time and a half, we ask for double and a half and a day in lieu, they offer us double time and a day in lieu when it’s on a weekend, we say deal.

Except LUL won’t haggle. Where’s Burt when you need him……