On Wednesday our beloved leader, Mike Brown, proudly announced that London Underground had won Best Metro at the Metros Awards 2011 beating Seoul, Madrid and last year’s winner, Singapore. I have no idea who runs the Metros or how they are judged but if the Tube is currently the best mass transit system in the world then either you lot are a bunch of whinging ungrateful buggers or the rest of the world is in a very sorry state, I’ll let you decide.